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I am a girl, obviously, so there are certain things that I can never relate to when it comes to H & C. I try my hardest to play cars, and watch car movies, listen to endless amounts of talk on helicopters and airplanes, but there is one subject that still makes me nervous. The weenie..the weewee...hell, I am trying to say penis. I don’t know what it is like to have one and I am completely clueless when it comes to the convenience of one. But boy have I learned in the last few months. These boys have an obsession, ok, maybe that it is a strong word, but I think they do have an obsession with peeing outside, or as my Dad is fond of saying "just letting 'er fly".
Outside by the pool, bare butt... that stream just flows. Outside by the driveway, in a bush, and even this weekend, I turned around and C was on the front porch, “letting ‘er fly” for all of Ocean Isle Beach to see.
“What are you doing C?” I said, trying not to laugh.
Outside by the pool, bare butt... that stream just flows. Outside by the driveway, in a bush, and even this weekend, I turned around and C was on the front porch, “letting ‘er fly” for all of Ocean Isle Beach to see.
“What are you doing C?” I said, trying not to laugh.
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“What?” he looked at me, with those eyebrows raised, like I was the crazy one.
I wonder, is this something they do only by the pool, the beach? Fingers crossed! Do I worry that they might “let ‘er fly” on the playground at school? Can you imagine getting that phone call?
"Sorry Teacher X, he did whaaaat? No, I've never seen him do that before." Liar.
Are boys born with the innate ability to pee in public with no problem? Where did they learn this? Did they see their Dad or Uncle? Did they spy me sneaking into the ocean after a couple beers?! Don’t judge, you know you’ve all done it! I asked H today on the way home from the beach today, “why do you like to pee outside?”
“It’s fun”, he said.
Ok, simple as that.
The Adventure continues.
Xoxo -
Aunt of two tiny hippies who love to pee outside, and proud of it!!
I wonder, is this something they do only by the pool, the beach? Fingers crossed! Do I worry that they might “let ‘er fly” on the playground at school? Can you imagine getting that phone call?
"Sorry Teacher X, he did whaaaat? No, I've never seen him do that before." Liar.
Are boys born with the innate ability to pee in public with no problem? Where did they learn this? Did they see their Dad or Uncle? Did they spy me sneaking into the ocean after a couple beers?! Don’t judge, you know you’ve all done it! I asked H today on the way home from the beach today, “why do you like to pee outside?”
“It’s fun”, he said.
Ok, simple as that.
The Adventure continues.
Xoxo -
Aunt of two tiny hippies who love to pee outside, and proud of it!!